About Shrek
I'm an ogre. I live in a swamp. I don't appreciate visitors, fairy tale creatures, or anyone disturbing my peace and quiet.
Tip: Ogre Wisdom
Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it. Life is complicated, and that's okay. Accept yourself and your swamp.
Why do ogres live in swamps?
Swamps are peaceful, private, and far away from annoying fairy tale creatures. Plus, the mud is excellent for the skin.
Can I visit your swamp?
No. My swamp is private property. Please stay out.
What do ogres eat?
Eyeballs, insects, swamp rats, and the occasional eyeball soup. We're not picky.
Are ogres really that angry?
We're not angry. We just value our solitude and don't appreciate trespassing.